Mmg la wa poyo!

Perrrgghhhh... Lama giler wa tak update blog wa nie... Maklum la pose beb... Wa bila lapar, otak wa mmg dah tak leh nak gerak beb... Wa sendiri rasa wa bebal sepanjang bulan Ramadhan nie...

Nway, after almost a month wa tak update... macam2 gak la benda jadi... Paling wa happy, of coz pasal bonus wa... tho' wa rasa, wa neglect god for too long.. But he still answer to my prayer... Alhamdulillah... Allah is Great!!.. Perhaps, high time untuk wa to commit more serious to Him... and dear God, please give me the strength...

Hmmm... Bila wa citer pasal bonus... Sure la org lain pon dpt gak... Maybe lagi kencang dari wa... Tp yang wa pelik.. sampai hari ni mamat tu masih tak bayar hutang wa... Apa lagi alasan? or just memang tak minat nak bayar... Lu mmg la lancau.. cerita berdekah pasal ketuhanan la... but the basic rule in interhuman relation pon tak leh nak pikir... Only one word yg bleh describe pukimak cam ni....."Pukimak"... Tp wa malas nak pikir lagi pasal pukimak nie... Wa cuba bagi dia benefit of the doubt.. Mana tau pukimak tunggu bonus nak bayar wa.... Tapi haram... So, thats it la... Biar la orang nak kata wa tak gentle, sanggup putus kawan pasal duit... Again, wa nak stress kat pukimak nie (let say dia baca)... Wa malas nak layan lu, bukan pasal lu tak bayar wa... Tp lu betrayed prinsip berkawan... Lu just ingat apa janji lu kat wa... tu je...

Apa lagi ek... OOoooo... Recently, ada la wa dengar orang kata wa poyo... Laaaaaaaa!!! Tak yah la nak soksek belakang wa.... Mmg la wa tau wa poyo... Mmg wa suka jadi poyo pon... Wa jadi poyo pon bukannya wa jentik telor bapak lu... So, apa ada hal... Kalu lu sakit hati tengok poyo wa... Lu jadi la poyo lebih dari wa... Bukan susah... Apa raaaaa.... Wa happy jadi poyo... and wa takan ubah just for the sake of satisfying others.... but welkam sapa yg nak join clan poyo wa....

Ok la... bersempena Eid Mubarak lusa.... Wa nak wish Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin (xcept kat Pukimak tu).... Adios!!!

Kisah Sekotak Tisu

Wa tau la tisu tu bukan wa punya... Tapi tisu tu atas meja wa... Lu pikir wa ni berhala ke duduk kat meja tu? Bukan la wa nak suruh lu sembah wa but a simple gesture kata lu nak amik tisu tu dah cukup... Konon kata org Malaysia ni berbudi bahasa.... Berbudi bahasa kepala butuh!! Benda simple camni pon tak leh nak pikir... Ada hati nak bangga budaya timur konon... Cehhhh!!!

Takde Title....

Tak tau la kenapa.. Tangan wa cam gegel jer nak suruh wa update blog hari ni... Tp, masalahnya wa takde citer best nak tulis... hmmm... Alaaa... Citer2 wa sebelum nie pon takde la best mana gak...

Ok la.. cukup setakat wa nak citer yg hari ni adalah hari gaji wa... woooohooooooooo! Seminggu wa bertahan with only RM100 kat dlm poket... n wa dah 33, ada bini n ada anak 2 org... giler wei.... pecah gak la kepala wa pikir camne nak survive... But tu la... Jahanam camne pon seorg anak... Parents tetap akan terima seadanya... Sepanjang minggu nie wa duduk umah org tua wa beb.... Ada gak la rasa cam gampang... Tp nak buat camne... Sen wa lakibini mmg kering kontang... Nak kata, joli katak.. takde la plak... Maybe pasal vaksin dua2 anak wa hari tu RM500... physio treatment bini wa dah kat nak RM1,000... perrrgghhh... patut la kering... Nasib bleh claim balik....

Moral of the story... Carik la kerja yg kompeni yg bleh cover semua benda alah nie... bayangkan kalu x leh claim... Makin pasir la wa sefamili..... Adios....

First Attempt

Last week first time wa jadi wedding photographer... Wa actually lebih nak label diri wa as street photographer, tapi Uncle Amir ni quite a close family friend... Dia mintak tolong gegiler wa amik gambar wedding dia... so, wa terima jer la dgn hati yg berbelah bagi... bukan aper, wa takut wa nnt jadi org yg menjahanamkan majlis org...

Nway, wa amik gambar ni bukan utk orgasm diri sendiri... Wa try very best utk fulfill aper yg diorg nak... Tp, overall wa rasa wa kena masuk kelas belajar amik wedding photography nie... Wa agak kecewa gak ngan hasil + wa agak blur n tak tau nak buat aper sepanjang majlis tu... nasib buat kecilan jer... kalu jemput menteri ke... sure wa gegel tak hingat...

Here goes some of hasil wa... Tho' takde la menarik mana... tp nie hasil wedding wa yg pertama.. so wa nak abadikan kat sini.... and to Uncle Amir and his wife... Selamat Pengantin Baru... Enjoy ur new life in Perth..

Hey you! Yup.. YOU!!

You can smile...
You can laugh...
You can play..
You can eat..
You can drink..
You can sleep..
You can even fuck your wife..

But you can't hide the fact that you still fucking owe me!!!

Shipping Business...

Even the mighty Bismarck and the unsinkable Titanic sank… Thus, we can conclude tat all ships are sinkable including friendship…

Some friendship might sink due few hundred ringgits… Well, not much bout the amount, but the principle… A friend, who can’t stick to their word, is not worth it… So, they may just fuck off and die.. I don’t give shit bout these fuckers… I don’t mind losing in terms of monetary, than be associated wit these parasites…

Next... Friends who feel it is noble to tell the whole world bout another friends… Hmmm.. Perhaps, the intention is good… But it’s still a badmouthing… and I really fucking hate tat… Am the type who welcome criticism… So, please tell straight to my fucking face, will ya?!

Am kinda glad not to be surrounded by them anymore… I would rather be a loner… At least now am more focus on my life… and be more realistic… However, I got a very strong feeling tat I might lose another friend… Quite a good friend… and I might be devastated by it… But, like any other responsible captain, I won’t abandon my ship… I will die with my ship if necessary…and I will die with a smile… :)

Kisah Basikal Pancit

Setalah dua minggu basikal wa tersadai, semalam wa decide nak berkayuh kembali... Tp apa yg wa bengang, selama dua minggu dia tak jalan, tak nak lak dia pancit... Hampeh sungguh... Bengkak gak la kaki wa menapak sambil usung basikal... hilang macho wa... tapi takpe... sayang wa kat basikal wa masih tetap utuh...

Wa tau la.. cerita basikal pancit ni takde la bleh buat blockbuster... mmg bukan tu pon yg wa nak citer... ekceli, time wa usung basikal, sambil peluh jantan wa membasahi tubuh.. sempat gak la buat soul searching... ye la.. jauh tu wa menapak...

Apa yg wa nak simpulkan.. all the complaints yg wa merengek selama ni sebenarnya cuma fantasi wa... wa yg buat diri wa utk rasa hidup wa ni miserable... thanks to a friend who make me realize this... indeed, i shud feel fortunate.. despite d setback, which is normal in life, wa rasa dah achieved quite a lot... wa shud be thankful n stop merengek cam anak babirusa yg tertanduk perut mak dia time nak menyusu.... 

Bagus la gak la wa kena menapak semalam... hari nie wa rasa fresh... wa dah dpt diri wa balik... the funny and kaki enjoy sakan Adzlan n not Adzlan yg merengek jer memanjang... yay! welcome back Adzlan!!

p/s: Dear blog.. Thanks for lending me your time...